Pat Butcher and her earrings

We'll start with the pair we all know about. Nice and cheap. Probably Plastic.



Chains to the shoulders.



A bit like grapes.



Now these next ones look to me as though they might contain some type of dangerous liquid/nerve gas a la The Rock.



These are brilliant. Look how massive they are.



And finally, given the outfit I reckon this is a funeral. Superb earrings and a fag. Class.